Prison Vs Work


IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8 X 10 cell


AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6 X 8 cubicle


IN PRISON you get three meals a day


AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.


IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior


AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more work


IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you


AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the
doors yourself


IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games


AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.


IN PRISON you get your own toilet


AT WORK you have to share.


IN PRISON they allow your friends and family to visit.


AT WORK you cannot even speak to your friends and family unless on a break
(when your eating your 1 meal)


IN PRISON all expenses are paid by tax payers with no work required.


AT WORK you pay all expenses to go to work and they deduct taxes to pay for
prisoners.


IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside
wanting to get out


AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside the
bars.


IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic.


AT WORK they are called managers.


IN PRISON you have unlimited time to read email jokes.


AT WORK you get fired if you get caught.


Now Get Back To Work!